As we dug the pit, Fran came outside. NOOOT part of the plan. At. All. Where was Detaleny?
"What are you doing to my back yard?" She yelled to us. I looked up, with dirt all over me.
"Just a little gardening. We're planting a large tree." I said to her. She was pissed. Seriously pissed.
"Well you can take your shovel and plant trees elsewhere. Not in my back yard." She yelled.
"How about if I took this shovel and planted it in your ass?" Ganon muttered. He apparently thought it was under his breath, but it was not.
"Excuse me?" She asked.
"You're excused ma'am." Zel said and kept digging.
"You keep that up and that will be your grave site." She said.
"Oh? Is that a threat? I sense a little hostility here. nuh uh uh, temper, temper Fran. You don't want to raise your blood pressure now do you?" Zel said. Oh, was he a smart ass.
"Quit being a smart ass Zel before I throw you out." Fran said angrily as she stormed off towards the house.
"Better I be a smart ass than a dumb ass!" He yelled back. She raised a hand at him.
"That bitch just flipped me off." Zel said to me.
I was pissed at why Detaleny wasn't stalling her. She was not supposed to see this. I went inside to find Detaleny.
"Parker!" I yelled to him.
"Whats up?" He asked.
"You failed to distract Fran you imbecile!" I yelled at him.
"Was I supposed to do that now?" He asked. I thought I was going to hit him in the face.
"Yes you tard, if you want to live, you will do as I say." I snapped at him. He followed me outside.
Written by Kitty
ABOUT INSANITY IN CANDY WRAPPERS:
This is a story that was composed years ago, however it has been revised throughout the years. The characters Rosalie, Zel, Detaleny, Ganon, Fran, Cinnamon, Pete, Veronica, Ashley, Courtney, and Eliza are completely fictional and are not real. I made these characters up, and none of the scenarios in the story have anything to do with my life whatsoever.
This is a story about a group of people who live in this victorian house. A 27 year old boy named Detaleny, a 24 year old woman named Rosalie, a 25 year old man named Zel, a 42 year old woman named Fran, a fat 5 year old named Cinnamon, a morbidly obese man named Pete, a 26 year old year old man named Ganon and a 34 year old woman named Veronica and her 3 kids. Detaleny failed out of school. He still lives with his mother Fran. Fran is a 42 year old woman who runs a boarding house with her husband Pete and their 5 year old daughter Cinnamon. Pete and Cinnamon are extremely obese people. Pete is into cannibalism and Cinnamon is just annoying. Cinnamon particularly likes to annoy Rosalie and Zel. Rosalie is a 24 year old college grad who is about to get married to Zel. Zel is a 25 year old college student who tends to keep to himself. He only really argues with his one friend Ganon. Ganon is also a resident here. He moved here along with his sister Veronica and his three nieces. Veronica likes to run things. She tends to get on Rosalies nerves. Zel doesn't know that Rosalie likes Ganon as well. Veronica has 3 daughters, Ashley, Courtney, and Eliza. The three daughters range from ages 14 to 19. Eliza, the oldest is 19, then Courtney who is 17 and Ashley who is 14. They also think they run the place.
This is insanity in Candy Wrappers.
This is a story that was composed years ago, however it has been revised throughout the years. The characters Rosalie, Zel, Detaleny, Ganon, Fran, Cinnamon, Pete, Veronica, Ashley, Courtney, and Eliza are completely fictional and are not real. I made these characters up, and none of the scenarios in the story have anything to do with my life whatsoever.
This is a story about a group of people who live in this victorian house. A 27 year old boy named Detaleny, a 24 year old woman named Rosalie, a 25 year old man named Zel, a 42 year old woman named Fran, a fat 5 year old named Cinnamon, a morbidly obese man named Pete, a 26 year old year old man named Ganon and a 34 year old woman named Veronica and her 3 kids. Detaleny failed out of school. He still lives with his mother Fran. Fran is a 42 year old woman who runs a boarding house with her husband Pete and their 5 year old daughter Cinnamon. Pete and Cinnamon are extremely obese people. Pete is into cannibalism and Cinnamon is just annoying. Cinnamon particularly likes to annoy Rosalie and Zel. Rosalie is a 24 year old college grad who is about to get married to Zel. Zel is a 25 year old college student who tends to keep to himself. He only really argues with his one friend Ganon. Ganon is also a resident here. He moved here along with his sister Veronica and his three nieces. Veronica likes to run things. She tends to get on Rosalies nerves. Zel doesn't know that Rosalie likes Ganon as well. Veronica has 3 daughters, Ashley, Courtney, and Eliza. The three daughters range from ages 14 to 19. Eliza, the oldest is 19, then Courtney who is 17 and Ashley who is 14. They also think they run the place.
This is insanity in Candy Wrappers.
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