"I need a shower." Zel said to me. I opened up my laptop and got online. I spent countless hours on this thing.
"Alright." I said to him. I didn't want to tell him, so I decided to keep it secret. Nothing wrong with secrets, right? Right.
"Zel, I'm gonna go down to the parlor." I said to him. I felt more guilty the more I looked at him so I needed to sit for a while and think. I took my laptop with me.
When I got to the parlor I sat down on the antique sofa and started typing in my blog. I got up to get something to drink. Stupid me left the computer on the couch, granted it was closed, but I should have taken it with me because what happened next was something that would make a person go postal.
Peter Hineybottom sat down on the couch. He sat there, right where my computer was. He sat ON my laptop. Under his weight, nothing could survive, especially not a computer.
"HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY! WHAT THE FUCK?" I cried out. I knew he didn't move my computer when he sat on his fat ass.
"Get the fuck up tubby, my computer!" I screamed. Zel heard the commotion from upstairs, as did Ganon. Detaleny also heard it, all of them came in the room to see what it was about.
"Did you not hear what I said?? GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAPTOP!" I screamed at him. Then he finally got up. My laptop, my poor laptop, it was crushed, it was BEYOND crushed. It looked like a ball of tinfoil.
"My computer! Motherfucker, you do realize you owe me another 3 thousand dollar laptop!" I screamed at him.
"I ain't giving you shit" he finally said. I was beyond furious.
"No, you don't seem to understand, if you don't repay me for the damages, I WILL take your fat ass to court." I yelled at him.
"What in gods name is going on here?" Fran demanded as she came in the room.
"Your husband sat down on my computer." I said to her angrily.
"And he WILL buy me a new one." I then replied. Fran looked at the broken laptop and looked at me.
"This parlor is public property." She said.
"That computer was private property, MY property, and he will replace it, or I will take him to court." I demanded. Fran got pissed.
"Pete didn't see it" Fran said, defending him. I got more angry.
"Oh, yeah, Fran, of course you would take his side. Did you know what he does when you're not around? I've seen him bring in others." Zel piped up.
"Others?" She asked. She didn't look like she believed him. Of course not.
"Yeah, others. Thats right, fat bastard is a player." He replied.
"My Petey would not do that to me, I'm his Francake." She said. I raised an eyebrow.
"That does not matter. Sometimes people aren't what they seem, now are they?" Ganon said. Detaleny didn't know what to say.
"Pete eats people." Detaleny said. Everyone looked at him and he looked back at us.
"What? It's true." He said.
"I don't care what he does or who he is, he owes me 3 grand for a new computer. Dumbass. Should have moved it before he sat down. I'm surprised that couch could hold his fat ass up." I said.
Written by Kitty
ABOUT INSANITY IN CANDY WRAPPERS:
This is a story that was composed years ago, however it has been revised throughout the years. The characters Rosalie, Zel, Detaleny, Ganon, Fran, Cinnamon, Pete, Veronica, Ashley, Courtney, and Eliza are completely fictional and are not real. I made these characters up, and none of the scenarios in the story have anything to do with my life whatsoever.
This is a story about a group of people who live in this victorian house. A 27 year old boy named Detaleny, a 24 year old woman named Rosalie, a 25 year old man named Zel, a 42 year old woman named Fran, a fat 5 year old named Cinnamon, a morbidly obese man named Pete, a 26 year old year old man named Ganon and a 34 year old woman named Veronica and her 3 kids. Detaleny failed out of school. He still lives with his mother Fran. Fran is a 42 year old woman who runs a boarding house with her husband Pete and their 5 year old daughter Cinnamon. Pete and Cinnamon are extremely obese people. Pete is into cannibalism and Cinnamon is just annoying. Cinnamon particularly likes to annoy Rosalie and Zel. Rosalie is a 24 year old college grad who is about to get married to Zel. Zel is a 25 year old college student who tends to keep to himself. He only really argues with his one friend Ganon. Ganon is also a resident here. He moved here along with his sister Veronica and his three nieces. Veronica likes to run things. She tends to get on Rosalies nerves. Zel doesn't know that Rosalie likes Ganon as well. Veronica has 3 daughters, Ashley, Courtney, and Eliza. The three daughters range from ages 14 to 19. Eliza, the oldest is 19, then Courtney who is 17 and Ashley who is 14. They also think they run the place.
This is insanity in Candy Wrappers.
This is a story that was composed years ago, however it has been revised throughout the years. The characters Rosalie, Zel, Detaleny, Ganon, Fran, Cinnamon, Pete, Veronica, Ashley, Courtney, and Eliza are completely fictional and are not real. I made these characters up, and none of the scenarios in the story have anything to do with my life whatsoever.
This is a story about a group of people who live in this victorian house. A 27 year old boy named Detaleny, a 24 year old woman named Rosalie, a 25 year old man named Zel, a 42 year old woman named Fran, a fat 5 year old named Cinnamon, a morbidly obese man named Pete, a 26 year old year old man named Ganon and a 34 year old woman named Veronica and her 3 kids. Detaleny failed out of school. He still lives with his mother Fran. Fran is a 42 year old woman who runs a boarding house with her husband Pete and their 5 year old daughter Cinnamon. Pete and Cinnamon are extremely obese people. Pete is into cannibalism and Cinnamon is just annoying. Cinnamon particularly likes to annoy Rosalie and Zel. Rosalie is a 24 year old college grad who is about to get married to Zel. Zel is a 25 year old college student who tends to keep to himself. He only really argues with his one friend Ganon. Ganon is also a resident here. He moved here along with his sister Veronica and his three nieces. Veronica likes to run things. She tends to get on Rosalies nerves. Zel doesn't know that Rosalie likes Ganon as well. Veronica has 3 daughters, Ashley, Courtney, and Eliza. The three daughters range from ages 14 to 19. Eliza, the oldest is 19, then Courtney who is 17 and Ashley who is 14. They also think they run the place.
This is insanity in Candy Wrappers.
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